I was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth

janeport3r:

m0nk3yman:

janeport3r:

A date? An adventure? *She smiles patiently with an understanding look on he face as she tries to supply the right word.*

A vacation! *He smiles triumphently* I saw it in one of your books and had your father tell me about them. I want to take…

Tarzan! *She exclaims, suddenly caught up in the idea of it all.* It sounds lovely. You understand that you’ll have to wear clothes? So we wont stay more than a week. *She gets hearts in her eyes* It will be romantic.